If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, should it get a panic button in case it happens again?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, are the protesters away at a press conference?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, are the chainsaws too loud?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it still feel bad for swearing?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, did it really fall, or is it making it up to get attention?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, will the government appoint a special commission into declining social involvement in our woodland communities?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, should they turn their iPods down?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, can the tree sue the forest ranger for negligence?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, is it a super secret new stealth tree?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, will it’s insurance still pay?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, was the gunfire too loud during hunting season?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, what’s everyone trying to hide?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, can you catch it later on YouTube?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, will someone still blog about it?

If this made you smile, thank my wife. It was her idea that I take a break from my usual stuff and spread my blogging wings. If you hated it, blame the writer.

Either way, I hope you have a great day.

Cheers, Winston