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NaPoWriMo 2026 Day 5

Misogynists Take Note

There are pockets in my trousers

There are pockets in my shirts

But some women I have known wanted pockets in their skirts

Because most have no pockets there’s

No damned place for anything

So they are stuck with purses and the clutter that they bring

Yes it’s true some skirts have pockets

Some don’t like to see them there

But the women who want pockets hope you know that they don’t care.

Cheers,