I have spent the past few days dealing with an especially difficult individual. And by difficult, I mean stupid and spectacularly irritating. Today, things came to a head and most of the day was spent dealing with the fruits of their stupidity. Situations like that always leave me tense and “cranky”. What better way to exorcise those demons than through verse. Enjoy!

My Angry Rant

There are some people in this life,

You wish you’d never met,

To not suspect that they exist,

That would be better yet.

That is the kind of day I’ve had,

Just one more in a line,

And all for someone who believes,

That their screw-ups are mine.

There is a project they would do,

That needs my cash to work,

But from the start, no please or thanks,

They’ve been a total jerk.

And now my stress is through the roof,

I’m shaking as I write,

With no outlet for all this rage,

For there’s no one to fight.

Oh sure I could go hunt them down,

Indulge my base desire,

But they’re not worth, fifteen to life,

From accidental fire.

I sit here now and write these lines,

An outlet from the strain,

To seek some equilibrium ,

For my stress raddled brain.

The writing works I am more calm,

Much more so than before,

That is the time to be most scared,

It’s time to find the door.

There always is some other way,

To get what’s needed done,

And ruining somebody’s year,

Sometimes can be such fun.

They think they know a thing or two,

‘Bout how to be an ass,

Well hold my beer, and block your ears,

This part won’t have much class.

When I am done if nothing else,

They will learn something new,

Don’t screw with people ‘cause you think,

They’re somehow less than you.

For if you do, all that you prove,

You are the lesser one,

You aren’t some awesome alpha beast,

You’re scum when all is done.

Cheers,