Rants

  • Flash Fiction February Day 12

    Flash Fiction February Day 12 The Customer Is Always (going to think they’re) Right Gerald looked out, saw the customer reading the sign in the window of his shop and sighed. Carol, the other person on shift heard him and glanced up seeing the man open the door and enter. “Oh.”, she said softly and…

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  • NaPoWriMo Day 25

    I was talking with a friend about the issue I’m having with the person from yesterday’s poem. He philosophically observed, “You can’t fix stupid.” This is commonly accepted wisdom, but it got me thinking. This poem came from that. Enjoy! You Can’t Fix Stupid “You can’t fix stupid.” so they say, I tell you that’s…

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  • NaPoWriMo Day 24

    I have spent the past few days dealing with an especially difficult individual. And by difficult, I mean stupid and spectacularly irritating. Today, things came to a head and most of the day was spent dealing with the fruits of their stupidity. Situations like that always leave me tense and “cranky”. What better way to…

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  • NaPoWriMo Day 23

    I was thinking about how as a species we have gone from having too little access to information, to having a surfeit of it. Along the way, precious little has been done to teach us how to critically assess everything we consume now. This poem is about that. Enjoy! A Brief History of Information Overload…

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  • NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 16

    I was talking with a friend the other day and they commented on how much worse the world has become since we were young. (Yep, I’m that kind of old man who sits and talks about such things.) I said I don’t think the world is getting worse. I think we are just exposed to…

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  • NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 14

    Obviously, I didn’t get this finished last night. But hey, here it is anyway. It’s all about the world we have to live in and changing it into the world we want to live in. On Not Being A Greedy Supervillain I wonder just how far we’ll go, And how we will get there. Or…

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  • NAPOWRIMO Day 8

    White Weather Blues. Now spring is here and so I sit, And watch the falling snow. The robins sit upon my lawn, Shout every curse they know. l know the snow won’t stay this time, But still I’ve had enough. With every extra flake that falls, The more I hate that stuff. Tomorrow when I…

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  • Once again, my lovely and clever muse Lynn gave me the idea for tonights post.  Without her to keep me inspired, I never would have made it this for into my personal poetry challenge.  Thank you my love.  Here is the poem you requested. Enjoy! Mosquito Season You whiny little bitch with wings, Don’t stick…

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  • NaPoWriMo Day Eleven

    I’ve seen and heard one too many ads attacking Liberal leader JustinTrudeau. Instead of trying to frighten voters with Justins plan to legalize marijuana, why not talk about your own plans to decriminalize it?  I don’t know about you, but I haven’t seen a whole lot of ads attacking the Conservatives.  Just trying to level…

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  • Viva La Gun!

    Dear Crazy NRA Spokesperson. Rather than placing armed guards in every school in the country, I’ve come up with an even better plan. At first glance, it might seem “a little out there”, but once you think it over in sure you’ll like it. Why don’t we just arm the students. Paying police, or hiring…

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