NaPoWriMo Day 25

I was talking with a friend about the issue I’m having with the person from yesterday’s poem. He philosophically observed, “You can’t fix stupid.” This is commonly accepted wisdom, but it got me thinking. This poem came from that. Enjoy!

You Can’t Fix Stupid

“You can’t fix stupid.” so they say,

I tell you that’s not true,

You only need a hammer and,

A spare decade or two.

Some good “percussive maintenance” can,

Repair most anything,

When it comes to stupid though,

You’ll need a hefty swing.

No gentle tap or firmer rap,

Is going to meet your aim,

A solid thump or ten I hear,

Will surely change their game.

That’s why you need the twenty years,

Most just won’t understand,

That is the price that you must pay,

When anger guides your hand.

Just go and play some violent game,

Or watch John Wick again,

To safely vent your anger and,

Clear stupid from your brain.

Cheers,

NaPoWriMo Day 24

I have spent the past few days dealing with an especially difficult individual. And by difficult, I mean stupid and spectacularly irritating. Today, things came to a head and most of the day was spent dealing with the fruits of their stupidity. Situations like that always leave me tense and “cranky”. What better way to exorcise those demons than through verse. Enjoy!

My Angry Rant

There are some people in this life,

You wish you’d never met,

To not suspect that they exist,

That would be better yet.

That is the kind of day I’ve had,

Just one more in a line,

And all for someone who believes,

That their screw-ups are mine.

There is a project they would do,

That needs my cash to work,

But from the start, no please or thanks,

They’ve been a total jerk.

And now my stress is through the roof,

I’m shaking as I write,

With no outlet for all this rage,

For there’s no one to fight.

Oh sure I could go hunt them down,

Indulge my base desire,

But they’re not worth, fifteen to life,

From accidental fire.

I sit here now and write these lines,

An outlet from the strain,

To seek some equilibrium ,

For my stress raddled brain.

The writing works I am more calm,

Much more so than before,

That is the time to be most scared,

It’s time to find the door.

There always is some other way,

To get what’s needed done,

And ruining somebody’s year,

Sometimes can be such fun.

They think they know a thing or two,

‘Bout how to be an ass,

Well hold my beer, and block your ears,

This part won’t have much class.

When I am done if nothing else,

They will learn something new,

Don’t screw with people ‘cause you think,

They’re somehow less than you.

For if you do, all that you prove,

You are the lesser one,

You aren’t some awesome alpha beast,

You’re scum when all is done.

Cheers,

NaPoWriMo Day 23

I was thinking about how as a species we have gone from having too little access to information, to having a surfeit of it. Along the way, precious little has been done to teach us how to critically assess everything we consume now. This poem is about that. Enjoy!

A Brief History of Information Overload

Our story starts out long ago,

‘Ere once upon a time,

Before there was a pen or page,

To capture my poor rhyme.

We shared our wisdom through our tales,

In flick’ring firelight.

Yet when we passed, much that we knew,

Was lost back to the night.

So passed one hundred thousand years,

Without the written word,

So much of what was gained was lost,

Knew only what was heard.

Then finally, some marks were made,

That could mean something more,

Ideas now could be preserved,

Much better than before.

We climbed more quickly up the hill,

Of knowledge than before,

There still were those who’d hold us back,

Said we should not know more.

They would control all of the words,

Keep them from common reach,

The worthy meaning powerful,

The only ones they’d teach.

They did succeed and much was lost,

Yet still we persevered,

For people having knowledge was,

The only thing they feared.

And then one day, a great breakthrough,

One that would change the game,

A grand machine for making books,

Ten thousand all the same.

The time had come, our knowledge could,

Belong to anyone.

Still, some would seek to hold us back,

Frightened, but not yet done.

Clung desperately and terrified,

To power they had known,

Sought to control ideas for,

They had none of their own.

Still on we struggled up the hill,

Of knowledge ‘til at last,

We paused a moment to look back,

To understand our past.

Saw most had suffered needlessly,

So some could have it all,

For some time then our only goal,

To organize their fall.

But they don’t fall, they just change names,

Change how the game is played,

No longer try to hide the words,

Ten billion works displayed.

They would drown us in all the things,

We did for so long seek,

Then we like children gorged ourselves,

Soon found our minds too weak.

Could not contain, could not conceive,

The knowledge we now had,

Then unsupported, unprepared,

Went slowly, slightly mad.

And then they gave us more and more,

Consume, consume they’d say,

No time to think, no time to judge,

That just gets in the way.

You know you want to know some more,

Just Google and you’ll see,

More answers to more questions than,

You ever thought could be.

There is a problem here and now,

The worst that we have faced,

We need to find the gems within,

The years and tons of waste.

We need to learn to think again,

Not parrot what we hear,

Use knowledge to untie the knots,

To liberate from fear.

We must now be more critical,

Of things that people say,

Not of the person saying it,

Then we would lose our way.

No, we must understand the way,

Of thinking critically,

For only then, we’ll understand,

How to make our minds free.

Come sit beside my flick’ring fire,

Come listen to my voice,

For unlike those who would control,

I’m offering a choice.

I won’t be mad if you don’t think,

The same way that I do,

I am just offering a thought,

The rest is up to you.

Cheers,

NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 16

I was talking with a friend the other day and they commented on how much worse the world has become since we were young. (Yep, I’m that kind of old man who sits and talks about such things.) I said I don’t think the world is getting worse. I think we are just exposed to a lot more of it, a lot more quickly. It’s up to us, how much of it we internalize.

Today’s poem is about that.

All The News That’s Fit To Internalize

I dream of waking up someplace,

So far from anywhere.

There’s no bad news of any kind,

Too far to ship it there.

Imagine how sweet life could be,

No constant doom and gloom.

How bright your days, how light your soul,

If we gave fear no room.

I do not seek a perfect life,

A life devoid of pain.

I only want to step away,

‘Til you and I remain.

Then I would know these joy and fears,

Of mine are really mine.

And not some outside aggregate,

From TV and online.

Now as you live your life recall,

Life’s not dark as they say.

No matter how much dark is pushed,

Into your mind each day.

I have not found that someplace where,

Bad news cannot reach me.

Instead each day, I try to choose,

Just what my soul will see.

If I can learn to limit dark,

And elevate the light.

Then I will know more peaceful days,

And better sleep each night.

Cheers, Winston

NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 14

Obviously, I didn’t get this finished last night. But hey, here it is anyway. It’s all about the world we have to live in and changing it into the world we want to live in.

On Not Being A Greedy Supervillain

I wonder just how far we’ll go,

And how we will get there.

Or if we’ll stagnate where we are,

Will anybody care?

The future is not guaranteed,

There’s nothing carved in stone.

If we’d survive we must change now,

For our sins must atone.

Because we’ve thought, we’re all that counts,

We’ve made a hash of things.

Now mend we must our broken ways,

Before the last bird sings.

Instead of taking all we can,

Perhaps just what we need.

Instead of paving everything,

Perhaps should plant a seed.

We hear of corporate greed so much,

And evil billionaires.

But stock in greed is limitless,

We all deserve some shares.

It’s every time we’ve asked for more,

When we have all we need.

We’re all about that new TV,

Not hungry mouths to feed.

We gripe and grouse ’bout produce price,

Sell farms to subdivide.

Can’t stand the cities that we built,

So in our suburbs hide.

So now the question where and when,

And just how far we’ll go.

Is answered by our actions which,

Shape where all this will go.

So take the time to think it through,

The bigger picture see.

And make the choice to make the world,

The place that it could be.

Go take some coins and drop them in,

That homeless person’s hat.

If you could spare a little time,

Perhaps could stop and chat.

It’s little acts of kindness which,

Will add up over time.

It’s taking less and giving more

To live a life sublime.

So change yourself and change the world,

And maybe it will spread.

Perhaps someone will see and they,

Won’t take but give instead.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Winston

NAPOWRIMO Day 8

White Weather Blues.

Now spring is here and so I sit,
And watch the falling snow.
The robins sit upon my lawn,
Shout every curse they know.

l know the snow won’t stay this time,
But still I’ve had enough.
With every extra flake that falls,
The more I hate that stuff.

Tomorrow when I walk to work,
l know it’s going to rain.
Yet even as I splash along,
You won’t hear me complain.

The reason rain sucks less than snow,
No need to shovel it,
I’ve had my fill of winter now,
It’s time to stop this shit!

Cheers, Winston.

Personal Poetry Challenge Day Fifty-Two

Once again, my lovely and clever muse Lynn gave me the idea for tonights post.  Without her to keep me inspired, I never would have made it this for into my personal poetry challenge. 

Thank you my love.  Here is the poem you requested.

Enjoy!

Mosquito Season

You whiny little bitch with wings,
Don’t stick your beak in me.
I’ll squash you if I get the chance,
So you’d do well to flee.

You take my blood and bring disease,
You’re nothing but a pest.
I slap myself and slap my friends,
I’m growing quite obsessed.

You come to ruin summer fun,
Drive me inside at night.
I’ve got Muskol and Deep Woods Off,
Won’t go without a fight.

You bite my toes and bite my ears,
I kill you by the score.
But you don’t care you bite and bite,
There are so many more.

You only drink to feed your young,
No more than they deserved.
I’m feeling like a fast-food chain,
With seven billion served.

Again this year our war resumes,
Again my blood is spilled.
And every chance I get I slap,
And one of you is killed.

So fly on by mosquito please,
Go buzz anothers ear.
Go bother them no need to be,
Such a pain in my rear.

Cheers, Winston

NaPoWriMo Day Eleven

I’ve seen and heard one too many ads attacking Liberal leader JustinTrudeau. Instead of trying to frighten voters with Justins plan to legalize marijuana, why not talk about your own plans to decriminalize it?  I don’t know about you, but I haven’t seen a whole lot of ads attacking the Conservatives.  Just trying to level the playing field here.

The Conservative Playbook

Release the hounds it’s time to vote,
There’s character to smear,
Don’t educate constituents,
Just make damn sure they fear.

The sound byte out of context is,
Our favourite blade to twist.
The public will not hear our foes,
If our lies have them pissed.

We can do just what we like,
And no one cares a bit.
‘Cause every press release we drop,
It’s “PR spin that shit.”

So let the others have their say,
Then remix every part.
The public’s sure to go for it.
We know they’re not that smart,

If voters start to question us,
It’s Chretien’s name we’ll use.
Then power’s ours for four more years,
To squander and abuse.

Cheers, Winston

Viva La Gun!

Dear Crazy NRA Spokesperson. Rather than placing armed guards in every school in the country, I’ve come up with an even better plan. At first glance, it might seem “a little out there”, but once you think it over in sure you’ll like it.

Why don’t we just arm the students. Paying police, or hiring and training armed security for all those schools would be cost prohibitive. Let’s cut out the middleman and put the guns where they belong.

There’s no reason these kids shouldn’t be learning how to defend themselves. Judging by some of the youth-oriented shooting competitions, it’s never too early to start training them.

I realize that some bleeding-heart liberal types are going to whine and complain… let ’em. It’s their ultra-violent video games and movies that have laid the foundation for this.

Violent media have already turned them into killers in waiting, why let all that potential go to waste? I mean really small caliber handguns are tailor made for young hands. Let the junior killers sort out the senior ones.

We save a ton of money on security. We get more guns into schools, and we make a boatload of cash for gun manufacturers and retailers. Seems like a sweet deal to me.

So Wayne… Let me know what you think. I figure this plan may just be psychotically delusional enough to appeal to you. It may be a tad whimsical and cheery for you, but we can work out the details.

Viva La Gun!

Cheers, Winston

“Public Admonishment” Should Be Public Firing

Superior Court Judge Derek Johnson has been “publicly admonished”. Why? Because the California Commission on Judicial Performance is apparently just too weak and useless to fire him.

You may now be wondering why I bear such animosity toward a person I’ve never met. Allow me to explain. During the sentencing hearing of a convicted rapist, the Dishonorable Judge Johnson made the following declaration: “I’m not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something: If someone doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage is inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case,”

Not only is this cretin not a gynecologic, he’s not a doctor. Nor does he possess any medical training. In short, he’s talking out his ass. More to the point, he was talking out his mass while explaining why said convicted rapist should only serve six years instead of the sixteen the prosecutor was seeking. According to Johnson, that’s what the case was “worth”. This despite the defendant having threatened to mutilate the victims face and vaginal with a heated screwdriver and beaten her with a metal Baton before raping her.

Don’t get me wrong here. Judge Derek is absolutely entitled to his opinion no matter how vile and wrong-headed it may be. He is not entitled to express it or use it as the basis of his ruling in a court of law. The judges are supposed to be impartial their rulings based on evidence and precedence. They aren’t supposed to go spewing whatever uninformed idiocy pops into their heads. Far more importantly, they shouldn’t base their sentencing judgements on it.

Let me clear about one more thing. I don’t want him removed from the bench purely as punishment for being an idiot. There is a far more pertinent and important reason. No matter what he does or says from this point forward, no victim of sexual assault will ever feel an reasonable expectation of justice in his courtroom again.

That’s why pubic Admonishment should be public firing.

Cheers, Winston